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Remember it's not the end, but the end of the beginning....
and when you get what you want... you feel great!!

Just Published;
Belinda Blinked... The Extra Bits 1
All the Xmas Specials and... The Road to Completion; a Rockyesque sexy look at buying your first home...

Oh Hi! everyone....
and yes... Sweet Treats and "Lockdown 69" are now published on Amazon Kindle and as an Amazon paperback!!!

Now unBanned!!

from Apple and B&N for being too rude and the cover is now ammended... hooray....

And for your Spanish speaking friends... Belinda Blinked 1 in Spanish!! Thank you Luis Miguel Lozano!!

All the following and more are available on Etsy...
Rocky hand knitted doll at Etsy Rocky pomegranate design neck gaiter at Etsy Rocky designer leopard prit rash guard shirt at Etsy Rocky Flintstone pomegranate T shirt at Etsy Rocky Flintstone signature Mug at Etsy Rocky dad hat at Etsy Rocky pomegranate mug at Etsy Rocky jus ish words mug at Etsy

Breaking News... Stunning London Penthouse for sale...

Genuine sale due to owner moving to new international job responsibilities.
As promised here are the details of Belinda's penthouse in centralish London...

Three Bed Penthouse Apartment for Sale; Starting Price £2,950,000
Owner may consider renting to suitable foreign power. (references required)
69 Half Moon Street. London.W1J 7AZ
Central London location; Just 5 minutes from Mayfair;

Sole Selling Agents; Hurst, Blumenthal & Burt;

Unique opportunity to purchase a stunning roof top residence just minutes from Green Park Tube Station
with its excellent transport facilities;
Located on the edge of the International Embassy district with all its Government paid for security.
Underground car parking for 4+ cars;

Property description;
A luxurious top floor apartment (with 2 lifts and private spiral staircase) situated within a period
building of Edwardian distinction, close to Park Lane.
The property comprises hallway, reception room leading to magnificent roof terrace, granite finished kitchen,
magnificent master bedroom with en suite and waterbed (to be negotiated),
2nd double bedroom en suite, 3rd single bedroom, bathroom/shower room with wooden flooring,
24 hour concierge and parking for 4+ vehicles.
Stunning 6th floor City of London views; South-West facing aspect;
Topiary Gardens with private BBQ and Hot Tub area.
Secure Large Underground Parking and Long Leasehold

That personal touch...

If you want to see what Rocky has available in the way of personally signed Book Cover Posters and Books
pop over to his website at

My Dad Wrote a Porno hardback Book 1... the annotated version of Belinda Blinked 1... jus sayin...
plus his personal signature... plus an 8/10 word message from you to yourself or a friend... and double plus,
a very dubious business card... and free shipping!
My Dad Wrote a Porno Hard backed book

Jigsaw Puzzle anyone?

Belinda Blinked Turkey Moment puzzle

Here's a copy of my Curriculum Vitae....
Belinda's CV
Now that's what you need to get a job these days...

Hey wait... have you tried the new Oxy Brillo range.... why not? Just contact Bella or Maeve...
whoops, sorry she's not available... for the next 20 years!!
for your free brochure or visit our new online website! Sorry replys might take a bit longer but we're a
bit shortstaffed due to recent events...
I believe we still have some woks in stock, but they're all cast iron, the mild steel ones have gone... sorry!
Also, would you mind not ordering next day delivery as Bella gets a bit mad about this.
I think it's because the pots'n pans scratch her painted finger nails and Jim doesn't like her looking like a tramp.
If you want to set up an account and need a visit, then I can send one of my RSM's in to see you.
It won't be me as I'm doing International stuff for a different company for the next few years.
If you'd prefer to have a one on one with me, get in touch with Giselle and she'll put you in the diary for whenever.
Can you hold on that long?

And here are the latest posters... they're a tad racy.... I think my assets are bigger than the Duchess...
the Duchess Belinda goes riding Poster at Etsy Cubicle Confessions poster

Have you found Rocky's website yet? Have a look, he can be found at

Now don't forget ordering those pots and pans... I need the sales!!!

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